the most aggravating fans are the ones that become huge fans of a villainous character but just can’t handle the fact that the villainous character does villainous things and instead said fans invent a million assbackwards headcanons about how the villain is TOTALLY not a villain at all and is some tragic blob where nothing is their fault even up to and including murder and genocide
i am just so baffled by this
you mean loki. u can say loki
|John:||good evening, you alright?|
|Martin:||what the fuck||-|
|Benedict:||oh my gosh hi, I am so sorry are you okay? can I get you anything?|
|Derek:||stiles is such a dumbass omg|
|Tyler:||smh shut up u love him||-|
|Dean:||I secretly love castiel|
|Jensen:||I openly love misha||-|
|Castiel:||I am castiel, angel of the lord|
|Misha:||lmao yeah okay did u see this video of me cooking with my son||-|
|Captain Jack:||I like dick|
|John:||I like dick||-|
|Matt:||Its crazy how we finish eachothers-|
|Matt:||THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY||-|
|Tony Stark:||I'm Iron Man|
|Robert Downey junior:||No, I'm Iron Man|
Despite his flaws, Voldemort really cares about Harry’s education.
this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs
after the war a huge movement for squibs’ rights begins
safe shelters made for the kids who are disowned by their parents
muggleborns and squibs standing side by side and fighting for equal education
adult squibs being active members of ministry
squibs start attending wizarding schools with their siblings because you don’t need a wand to learn about the care of magical creatures
next time someone tells you Muslim countries oppress women, let them know Pakistan, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Turkey, Kosovo, Kyrgyzstan, and Senegal have all had female Presidents or Prime Ministers and 1/3rd of Egypt’s parliament is female but the US has yet to even have a female vice president and can’t say “vagina” when discussing female reproductive rights
When people use Elsa not getting a prince at the end of Frozen to hate on all the other Disney princesses who fall in love
A WOMAN CAN BE STRONG WITHOUT A MAN.
A WOMAN CAN BE STRONG WITH A MAN.
LOVE DOES NOT MAKE PEOPLE WEAK.
Doctor, you literally killed a man, by saying hello.
Bonus GIF, because fantastic one liner:
DON’T FUCKING HATE ON PEOPLE WHO ARE FANGIRLING I DON’T CARE HOW INSANE OR DRAMATIC THEY LOOK DO NOT FUCKING PUT THEM DOWN FOR BEING EXCITED OVER SOMETHING THEY’RE PASSIONATE ABOUT BECAUSE IT JUST MAKES THEM SAD AND MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE AN ASS LET PEOPLE FUCKING FANGIRL AND CELEBRATE THE THINGS THEY LOVE
I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS GETS TO 10,000 TODAY IM INVITING YOU ALL OVER FOR CHEESE AND WINE
YOU’RE ALL INVITED FOR CHEESE AND WINE
when i was in treatment
eye contact came up at the dinner table
and i mentioned that a lot of autistic ppl have trouble with eye contact
and one guy goes “you’re autistic?”
and im like “yes”
and hes like “i thought only little kids were autistic”
and i was like
where do u think the autism goes?
do u think the autism fairy comes when someone turns 18 and like
takes the autism away?