whatbethsays:

"im a woman and im not offended?!??!!"

after years of searching without success, i have found her. the one. behold: the spokesperson of the entire female population. bask in the glow of her internalized misogyny. bask, my friends.

when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet

(Source: patheticforever)

clrunklock:

a-touch-of-heavenly-light:

uncagethemonster:

gallifrey-feels:

simplydalektable:

modular-definition:

This is one of my favorite Doctor Who moments, by far.

I want to point out, despite my problems with Moffat: hey look a gay character who is portrayed as a normal well-adjusted badass dude who believes in his relationship enough to sass his president and quit his job over it, even in a time when that was not cool. None of us had any idea this guy was gay until he said he was in love with a dude (a black dude even, I hope we get to meet him later on—I’m only halfway through S6 so don’t spoil it for me) because shockingly, usually the only way you can tell people are gay is if they a. tell you they are gay or b. are in a relationship with a person of the same gender. 

A-fuckin-men.

Canton is a badass motherfucker.

He was the best minor character of season 6.

Is that….is that Crowley from Supernatural or am I losing my mind?

I spent about 2 minutes trying to remember this episode of supernatural and then i read the comments

(Source: ofriverlands)

flappermermaid:

"made up pronouns"

All pronouns are made up

All words are made up

That is was language is

A series of words that humans made up

(Source: iamnevertheone)

foreverwholocked:

deanshellbound:

Doctor Who + Puns

#i think i see a pattern #one crude pun per regeneration

tamaraneanprincessofgallifrey:

Come to join my crew, lad? Welcome aboard!

these movies were pure gold and you are irrelevant if you thought otherwise

(Source: yunuen)

ladymarvels:

Technically Thor wasn’t even part of the avengers initiative. He just showed up to the party.

make me choose

 asked: Ted/Tracy or Barney/Robin

elliegalaxies:

kiss-my-sassyness:

I was literally the most embarrassing 13 year old in the whole world 

DID YOU REALLY JUST TRY TO STEAL MY POST ?? ??? MY FUCKING NAME IS IN THE PICTURE 

elliegalaxies:

kiss-my-sassyness:

I was literally the most embarrassing 13 year old in the whole world 

DID YOU REALLY JUST TRY TO STEAL MY POST ?? ??? MY FUCKING NAME IS IN THE PICTURE 

(Source: patheticjunkies)

baitnswitchblade:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

leonqueerwata:

ok but a slytherin student from some hoity-toity pureblood family becoming ridiculously infatuated with muggle culture

and they just approach some muggleborn gryffindor who’s immediately on guard and waiting for some kind of insult but then the pureblood pulls a fucking nokia flip phone out of their robes and says “ALRIGHT, HOW DO YOU GET THIS TO WORK. I’VE BEEN PRESSING ON THE BUTTONS FOR THE PAST HOUR AND IT HASN’T DONE ANYTHING”

(it needs to be charged)